if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You need a sexual gate keeper
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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