i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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