Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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