her vagine was all disorganized.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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