U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Of course I have a pirate flag
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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