You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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