alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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