Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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