let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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