you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Pants are for mortals
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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