"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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