No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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