I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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