Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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