So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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