Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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