I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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