The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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