i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Farmville is her only friend.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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