When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
