its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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