We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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