Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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