Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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