What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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