Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Barsexuality is the new black.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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