I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I need a beard to bite.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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