Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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