Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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