Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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