Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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