In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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