and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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