he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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