Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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