Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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