I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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