And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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