like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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