actually, I'm a sock model
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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