Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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