She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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