I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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