his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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