HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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