Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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