I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
