i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Randomize
