It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He shit in the fireplace
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