I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Please don't give away my fajitas
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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