I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
please come you make the beer taste better
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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