we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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