Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I think people are normalizing furries
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