accomplished twins. life is a go
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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