i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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