chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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