So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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