just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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