direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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