Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Randomize
