dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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