Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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