brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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