Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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